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mightyjoecrunk Profile Information
Looking for some dark chocolate in Conn.
Age 69 From Washington, District of Columbia -
Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | Fourth term senator, raised on the hard streets of Stamford. Member of the DLC gang, maybe you've heard of us? Experimented with white boys at Yale, but was unsatisfied. Those "white boys" can never satisfy in the stalls, now can they? Only strapping young bucks can satisfy the Joester. On the downlow to preserve my religious cred. |
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| Sign | Pisces |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Slender |
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| My Height Is | 5' 10 |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | European, Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Married |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Not At Home |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Smile |
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| Body Art | Wouldn't Even Think About It |
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| My Hair Is | Grey |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Politics / Government |
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| My Job Title Is | Junior Senator from Connecticut |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | More Than $150,000 |
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| I Live | Alone |
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| At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | No |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | I Don't Like Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | I Don't Like Movies |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rap, Vacuum Cleaner Noises |
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| My Top 3 Musical Artists Are | Jay Z, Roomba, Lil' Wayne |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Classic |
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| My Top 3 Books Are | Torah |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Getting my "Joementum" on in the bathroom. |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Bully |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social, Dark |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Family, Religion / Spirituality |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Staying At Home |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Going to that bathroom. You know which one I mean. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | A fine piece of dark chocolate. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
| My Religion Is | Jewish |
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| I Attend Services | On Holidays |
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| My Political Views Are | Very Conservative |
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| My Goal In Life Is | To see the world accept me for who I really am. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | I Never Laugh |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Good Looks, Sensitivity, Flirtatiousness |
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| What Do You Look For? | Someone who isn't afraid to teach an old dog new tricks. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate |