Basic Information

Sign

Pisces

Self Description

Fourth term senator, raised on the hard streets of Stamford. Member of the DLC gang, maybe you've heard of us? Experimented with white boys at Yale, but was unsatisfied. Those "white boys" can never satisfy in the stalls, now can they? Only strapping young bucks can satisfy the Joester. On the downlow to preserve my religious cred.

Appearance & Situation

Body Type

Slender

Height

5' 10

Eye Color

Blue

Ethnicity

European, Caucasian

Marital Situation

Married

Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

Want Kids

No

Best Feature

Smile

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

Hair Color

Grey

Relocate

No

Status

Education Level

College Degree

Employment Status

Full-time

Specialty

Politics / Government

Job Title

Junior Senator from Connecticut

Annual Income

More Than $150,000

Living Arrangements

Alone

Housing Situation

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

Smoker

No

Drinker

No

Taste

Tv Selection

I Don't Like Tv

Movie Selection

I Don't Like Movies

Music Selection

Rap, Vacuum Cleaner Noises

Favorite Artists

Jay Z, Roomba, Lil' Wayne

Reading Selection

Classic

Favorite Reading

Torah

Idea Of Fun

Getting my "Joementum" on in the bathroom.

Personality

In High School I Was A

Bully

Social Behavior

Anti-social, Dark

Interests And Hobbies

Family, Religion / Spirituality

Idea Of A Great Time

Staying At Home

Our First Date

Going to that bathroom. You know which one I mean.

Always Wanted To Try

A fine piece of dark chocolate.

Friends Describe Me As

I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

Religion

Jewish

Attend Services

On Holidays

Political Views

Very Conservative

Goal In Life

To see the world accept me for who I really am.

Humor

I Never Laugh

Looking for

Attracted To

Good Looks, Sensitivity, Flirtatiousness

Looking For

Someone who isn't afraid to teach an old dog new tricks.

Relationship Type

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate